Thursday, January 31, 2008

My New Identity

So I post about hot guys, and IT "threw up in his mouth a little". I post about love, and Cayne gets up in arms. What can I post about that satisfies you all?

How about my new identity?

I have been known for a lot of things. As a businesswoman. As a mom. As a student. As a wife.

I have NEVER been known for my car. Until today. "M" was in the shop (I'm calling it that until I have uncovered its true gender and name) for some leather/fabric/paint protectant. Part of the purchase deal. I was driving a loaner car. When I left the parking garage, the nice parking attendant took my ticket and says "What happened to your red car?"

I've been parking there for years. He's been working there for the last year, at least. Not once did he ever make mention of my minivan.

So now, after only a week, I'm that woman in the red car. Watch out!

Respectfully submitted,

The Wife

3 comments:

Instant Tragedy said...

You're the MILF in the Red Car. Make sure you identify yourself correctly!

Doc is a lucky man.

Be honored that you are memorable.

How many people do you know that aren't memorable?

SirFWALGMan said...

Ya be honored that some $3.95 an hour parking attendant that weights 900 pounds noticed you. Jeez. lol. Your a hottie. I am sure better men are noticing you.

BWoP said...

Hmmmmm, hot woman in a red car?

Woman in a hot red car?

Red woman in a hot car? (Wait, that can't be right.)