Wisdom from a 5-year old:
"Mommy, I want to go to Disneyland."
"Son, we just went to Disneyland last year. Do you want to go every year?"
"Yes. I like that place."
"Well, we can't go now. We have to wait until Daddy gets home and talk to him. Daddy would be sad if he found out we went to Disneyland without him."
"Well, you should just not tell him."
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Sorry honey, your children are going to be a bad influence on me.