Thursday, January 24, 2008

Simma' Down Now . . .

Ok, apparently I've raised the collective blood pressures of my female readership (and my husband) a few points with that last post. Betty's comment was the most succinct . . . HELLO ZESTY!

So let me clarify . . .
  • This man is under my supervision on one of my engagements. However, he's only in our office a couple days a week, and I am not working with him every moment of those days.
  • He actually was a model in college (print, runway, did some Jockey ads, etc.) but is now an auditor. Just like the rest of us auditors. Who really all look that good under our clothes.
  • He wears normal office clothes, and doesn't go around ripping his shirt off. In his normal office clothes, he looks like any other slightly pretty 20-something in a button down and khakis.
  • He's blonde-haired and blue-eyed. For those of you who KNOW me, you know that my tendencies clearly run toward the dark-haired, dark-eyed beauties. You know. Cusack. Antonio Banderas. Benicio Murillo. Johnny Depp. Otis. Joe Speaker. . . . oh, yeah. My husband.
  • He's still below the age of 30. While some of you might find this appealing, I find my tendencies have started to slide further along the age scale. 40 isn't a bad number anymore.

So today, I am not working with any super models (just normal accountants who hide their hotness underneath their conservative exteriors).

However, I am in love with the new little red hottie that is now parked in my garage . . . its pretty like a "she" . . . but it purrs like a "he" when I drive it . . . either way, it's making me happy.

Respectfully submitted,

The Wife

Editors Note: This is NOT a thinly veiled attempt to distract attention from the subject in order to give my husband a false sense of security. I would gladly submit to a polygraph on the matter for all your skeptics - I do not have the hots for model-boy. I did glance at the picture once or twice. Maybe 12 times. But only for purposes of assessing the skills of his photographer.

Should I actually HAVE the hots for anyone my husband should be worried about (short of all "LIST"-makers), I would NEVER post identifying details (like bare-chested pictures) for my loyal readership. I love you all dearly, but you are the WORST secret keepers in the world.

But thanks, Waffles, for trying to psychoanalyze me.


Betty said...

Oh hell, a little airbrushing and any of those guys you mention up there would look equally hot AND they are older and know their way around a woman. I think I might to lick all them too,

SirFWALGMan said...

Denial is a defense mechanism in which a person is faced with a fact that is too painful to accept and rejects it instead, insisting that it is not true despite what may be overwhelming evidence.

BamBam said...

"Purrrrrrrrrr's like a man"

I got that one covered......
Don't I Kat?

Ride it hard, long and often !
(oh..crap! I mean the car !)


"The Wife.... the new "saucy" in bloggerdum. LOL

The Marquis said...

Nice cover post to keep your husband from stealing a plane and flying back. Now that you've calmed him down and he's not reading this any more, tell us how you really feel!

BWoP said...

Oh, why'd you have to go and qualify it like that???

That's what lawyers do. And I hate lawyers.

CC said...

Here's hoping Friday's not "Rip-off-your-Shirt" day there at the office!

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