Friday, February 1, 2008

Whatever Doesn't Kill You, Makes You Stronger

This is my 16th busy season. The other 15 haven't killed me. This one is trying, but I've got statistics on my side, I think. I'll probably be working every weekend for the rest of the month.

I don't think I'll die, but just in case, in addition to my life insurance policies, here is what the good Dr. can expect to receive for my cadaver.

$4440.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.

Respectfully submitted,

The Wife


SirFWALGMan said...

I would pay 4k for your body!

If you pass away then the Rooster will have to hookup with Dr. Chako.

BamBam said...

Having seen you from behind, I get the $4000.

What the hell's the other $440 for?

ROFL and very seriously... Just kidding.

See..... I can be saucy too !

The Sister said...

Mine's worth $5625. I got more money 'cause I am short. Sweet. I knew it would come in handy eventually.

The Wife said...

BamBam, the other $440 is a market adjustment . . . for the condition of the things "under" the hood!


CC said...

I decided to turn tricks instead. I'm guessing if I can make $10/session, I can max fly by $4k for my body. Not sure which would work best for you.