Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Houston, We Have Navel Reintegration

Yes. I did it. Again. Well, technically, not again.

I reintroduced my former navel piercing to body jewelry. Haven't had a ring in for years. 6, to be exact - removed when I was pregnant with Son #2. This time, for ease of introduction, I went with a 16 gauge curved barbell. Less than a week and we're all healed.

Now I need to decide what pretty jewelry becomes the norm. The barbell looks a little clinical.

I'll take suggestions.

I figure now, with the samba panties, navel jewelry, and hot red car . . . I have got to qualify for bitchin' hot, dontcha think?

Other than this tidbit, life has been a series of memos, financial statements, and ridiculous working hours.

Oh, and a GYN exam. Thrill of the week. Actually, it came close - they were having trouble with the speculum insertion - had to keep trying. In, out. In, out. I almost raised my hand . . . but then thought, "what the hell?" . . . by the time I decided to just go with it, they figured it out and proceeded with the more humiliating part of the exam. Alas, just a tease. At least I know my girl parts are all pretty and shiny and functional.

Hopefully I have something more interesting to post about some day.

Respectfully submitted,

The Wife


The Sister said...

YEA!!! I am so happy you have navel reintegration! You can now go back to being the "CPA with a Secret"! They don't even sell belly rings here so I am stuck with the one I have in until I get back to the U.S. As for part two of your post, um, i'll wait till our next chick trip to give you my opinion.

jjok said...

a chain connected to your nose.

just a thought

SirFWALGMan said...

I like the chain idea but I would go down not up. :). Baring that I think I dunno diamond? Your a classy lady might as well have something with some worth. heh.

DrChako said...

You may one day find something more interesting to post about, but I assure you THIS post will raise some eyebrows. Since I can't see comments out here in Iraq, you have to forward them to me. They should be quite entertaining.

-The Husband

BWoP said...

Wow. That's ballsy. I am of the permanent ink variety (bad Jew), less of the piercing variety.


BamBam said...

Not to let the Doc down!

I am amazed and dissapointed that I am sixth to comment here, (in particular, after Waffles the bold) and I'm the first to say,

"my girl parts are all pretty and shiny and functional."

and you think you'll have,

"something more interesting to post about some day."

Maybe after the Doc gets home safe!


Hunter Silvastorm said...

Dear The Wife,

First half.... okay.
Second half.... TMI

Joaquin "The Rooster" Ochoa said...

Chako is a lucky man

Joaquin "The Rooster" Ochoa said...

Chako is a lucky man