In my standard underwear replacement shopping trip (elastic does not have an indefinite life, I've found), I ran across a new type of panty . . . the "Samba" panty.
The box actually describes them as "More coverage than a thong, cheekier" than average panties. No butt double to demonstrate, but they sure got the cheekier thing right. At least with these, I know my ass is supposed to be hanging out.
I know you're all dying to know if they are the perfect mix of coverage, comfort, and no panty lines. So I'm giving them a spin at the office today.
Next time your auditor or accountant shows up, its gonna make you wonder what they're wearing.
Editors Note: Although all the women reading will have figured this out, I will help the male readership understand "cheekier." My favorite dictionary source, Merriam-Webster online, defines "cheeky" as "insolently bold; impudent" . . . ergo, "cheekier" in reference to the panties, means . . . you got it, more cheeks showing! After all, covering them up would clearly be neither "insolently bold" nor "impudent".
And no, IT, I did not send DrChako a picture - that's all I need is to have military intelligence intercept that e-mail. But he knows these cheeks - he's got the image burned in his brain. At least I hope so.