DrChako's back in Seattle working this weekend, so I called him for a normal spousal check-in.
"Whatcha doing?" I asked.
He was planning to play racquetball with MHG and then going to see if he could rustle up some poker or a movie. He asked what was on my agenda.
I recounted my plans and activities of the day. Sleep late. Clean the fridge. Spray for ants. Get a massage. Finish buying holiday presents. Make dinner. Give nanny the night off to go salsa dancing while I stay home and watch cable movies with the boys.
I laughed and said "Wow. Far cry from last weekend. I go from smokin' hot kissing vixen to boring Mom inside of a week."
He laughed and said "You're multi-purpose. You're like the Swiss Army knife of wives."
Take that, bitches.