It's a scorecard from Lodge of the Four Seasons, in Lake of the Ozarks, Missouri. Circa summer 1994.
You may be noticing my atrocious scores (hey, I'd just started golfing). You may notice the apparent simultaneous "hole in one" score on 13. And then you may notice that I completely stopped golfing after 13th.
Probably because I spent the rest of the round with my golf glove off, admiring a handful of diamonds as they sparkled in the afternoon sun.