Watching a movie on Comedy Central, a commercial for some random fast food place came on. Shows a man, sitting watching TV or something. His cute significant other comes in with the food. A little hat above his head perks up and stands at attention (I think it might have been the Arby's hat). Clearly phallic.
Son #1 snickers, and say "I know what that meaans."
I looked up and over at him skeptically. "You do?"
He rolled his eyes. "Mom, I'm a guy. Of course I do."
I looked at him. Stared him down. "You do?"
He smirked again. "Yeah mom. Happens to me whenever I see something yummy."
I swallowed hard at this point. But kept my poker face. A little part of me is holding on to naive hope at this point. "When you see yummy food?"
He rolled his eyes again. Smirked. "No."
I. Am. So. Not quite ready. For this.