Why is Mrs. Chako in Pain?

Hmmmmm . . .

All I did was play poker . . .

Nope, hugging the person to your right doesn't hurt . . .

Little bit of a stretch . . . but nothing I can't handle . . .

Nope, this didn't hurt me at all . . .

Uh, what do you think your are doing?

Hmmm . . . nose to the ground . . . this could be painful . . .

WTF???? What's with the tongue?

Poker hurts.

Respectfully submitted,

The Wife