As a witness to the life lesson conversation he refers to, this is the ACTUAL transcript, which I find even funnier.
- Dr. Chako: What do you call it when someone does something nice for someone and expects nothing in return?
- Son #1: Uh, is it stupid?
- Dr. Chako: Noooo. It's called altruism. Do you understand what that word means?
- Son #1: Is it kind of like retarded?
Ken P nailed it on the head.
Except for that cheap shot about auditors.