As a witness to the life lesson conversation he refers to, this is the ACTUAL transcript, which I find even funnier.
- Dr. Chako: What do you call it when someone does something nice for someone and expects nothing in return?
- Son #1: Uh, is it stupid?
- Dr. Chako: Noooo. It's called altruism. Do you understand what that word means?
- Son #1: Is it kind of like retarded?
Ken P nailed it on the head.
Except for that cheap shot about auditors.
Respectfully submitted,
The Wife
4 comments:
I think the Doc and I need to have a prop bet: who can quote MP with fewest errors over X amount of time.
-PL
You're on! Your mother was a hamster...
-DrC
I would prefer to do this live and in person, but this is an easy one.
" ... and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"I'm sorry, but from behind you looked ..."
-PL
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Agreed - too easy. Try this one:
"One day, lad, all this will be yours."
-DrC
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