Debit this. Credit that. Impair the other thing . . . Write a memo to explain why you debited this, credited that, and impaired the other thing. Have your assistant fax something. Oh, wait, you don't have an assistant anymore as a result of corporate downsizing.
WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING
Hey folks. Mrs Chako is still alive. Buried under auditing, but still alive. My apologies if I have not trafficked your blogs, commented on them, or written anything of interest lately. Work, and a cold are kicking my ass. Thank heavens I still have fabulous shoes.
I love you all. But if I'm relegated to e-mailing my husband and texting my son as a primary means of communications this week, then the rest of you will have to be satisfied with this blog post for a little while longer. Please. Did I mention I still love you?
WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM
Debit this. Credit that. Propose an adjustment. Duck and cover when the client explodes.
Respectfully submitted,
The Wife
4 comments:
Still loved works for us !
Lot's 'O' love back at you!
Peb's and Bam
And you totally know I love you. I'm lucky, though. I get to see you this weekend!!! PARTY WITH THE CHAKO EXTENDED FAMILY!! Weddings rule.
My goodness. No assistant!
I hope they are at least keeping the work attire allowance -- whips and leather outfits to properly cow the clients. Luckily you already had the right shoes and boots.
Dump everything into petty cash, buy your husband that Ferrari, and make for the Mexican boarder with the family.
Much easier then balancing a ledger.
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