Debit this. Credit that. Impair the other thing . . . Write a memo to explain why you debited this, credited that, and impaired the other thing. Have your assistant fax something. Oh, wait, you don't have an assistant anymore as a result of corporate downsizing.
WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING
Hey folks. Mrs Chako is still alive. Buried under auditing, but still alive. My apologies if I have not trafficked your blogs, commented on them, or written anything of interest lately. Work, and a cold are kicking my ass. Thank heavens I still have fabulous shoes.
I love you all. But if I'm relegated to e-mailing my husband and texting my son as a primary means of communications this week, then the rest of you will have to be satisfied with this blog post for a little while longer. Please. Did I mention I still love you?
WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM
Debit this. Credit that. Propose an adjustment. Duck and cover when the client explodes.