Friday, January 30, 2009


"Woman Gives Birth to Octuplets"

In this day and age of fertility treatments and improved medical care, and shows like John & Kate Plus Eight . . . well, its easy to say "Octuplets . . . whatever."

Which is normally what I do. Except today's headline said "Octuplets' Mother has 6 Other Kids."


Curious, I read.

Headline nailed it. She's got six other kids - ages 7, 6, 5, 3, and 2-year old twins. She makes Poker Peaker's parenting job look like a party. She's "young." She lives with her parents. No mention of the childrens' (previous, or the eight little guys who just arrived) father(s). She's not giving out her name. Family says her fertility treatment ended up with multiple fetuses, and she chose to keep them all. Thought she was having seven. Eighth guy showed up in the C-section. Surprise. Grandfather says "we have a big house, you don't know where it is, and you'll never find us."


I admit I am biased. Growing up with that Judeo-Christian ethic (non-Catholic), there was this imperative to procreate (part of God's plan, you know), but to do so responsibly. Have children, but remember our limited world resources and never have more than you can take care of.

I also do not want to judge people who take fertility treatments. I was one of those fortunate women who, although I have only chosen to have two children, could probably pop them out like a Pez dispenser if I decided to do so. It only took a few tries in one 12 hour window to make the first one . . . how hard can it be? I say that tongue in cheek because I have many friends for whom conceiving is a long, trying ordeal, and each time I see it happen, I wish I had a way to strip out my fertility and gift it to someone who wants just one baby. So I can never know the reasons people do fertility treatments, and I know its not an easy or inexpensive process.

So here are my questions:
  • Why was she taking fertility treatments? She has six other children, the youngest of which were likely not even 2 when she was implanted with this round. What part of successfully birthing 6 children in a 5 year span gave her the idea that she NEEDED fertility treatments? Did I miss something? If she wasn't conceiving right away and wanted to, maybe her body was just saying "let me catch my breath, here . . ."
  • Why would a young woman, living with her parents, with no obvious presence of a father, decide that trying even for a 7th (which has now turned into 14th, in one fell swoop) was a particularly good idea, especially in our current economic circumstances?
  • Where is a young, possibly unmarried/uncommitted woman with six other children getting the finances for fertility treatments ($25,000 a pop or so?)
  • Huh?

Sadly, I am personally speculating that there are parts of this story we don't know, and may never know. Or never want to know. Judgments have been made by people who must be operating under some other guiding principles than most people I know.

I can't judge her morally, or ethically, or spiritually. But lord, girl, have you done the math on this one?

Clearly in need of some remedial personal finances and family economics training.

Is anyone else out there saying "huh?" too?

Respectfully submitted,

The Wife


SirFWALGMan said...

The story I read has her hubby as a Soldier in Iraq or something. Crazy though. You and I get to support them too through our taxes. yay!

Katitude said...

I'm way past Huh? and into WTF? and AYFKM?

Betty Underground said...

Oh this an easy one. I have all your questions answered here:

She wants her own reality show. BUT, she's gotta compete with those Duggars! She still has a few to go so she better get schtupping!

The Sister of DrChako and Mrs. Chako said...

I am a judgemental bitch so I have no problem saying this...If you can't feed 'em, don't have 'em. Also, there is nothing impressive, specatcular or miraculous about having octuplets when they are manufactured. Show me a woman who has sex with her husband and spontaneously pops out octuplets and I'll stand and clap when they all come out alive. At least the Duggars take care of their children entirely on their own. Hell all of them worked together and even built their house from the ground up with their own hands. Hoo ya.

PrinceofHouston said...

I'm with her /\

Bayne_S said...

On the positive side when she opens the State of California's generous financial assistance envelope this week she will find an IOU instead of a check.

The Sister of DrChako intriques me and scares me at the same time!

The Sister of DrChako and Mrs. Chako said...

I don't mean to scare. Really! I was having a 'soapbox' moment. I feel better now.

OhCaptain said...

I think the reports are coming out on this and it ain't pretty. She's living on government support and likely isn't all there. Sigh. The ethics of some doctors.