Scene: The Chako family, sitting at the Cheesecake Factory, in the middle of a round of fried zucchini and stuffed mushrooms. Conversation has turned to Ferraris. No surprise. Conversation unedited.
Dr. Chako (to Son #1 and best friend of Son #1): Well, you see son, when there are things that you want, like Ferraris, you have to plan for that.
Son #1 (to BFoS#1): Mom said if Dad buys a Ferrari without Mom's permission, he has to sleep in it.
Dr. Chako (rolling eyes): Like I was saying . . . I became a doctor for many reasons, but one of them was that so someday I could buy a Ferrari.
Son #1 (without missing a beat): And then you got a wife.
Cue comedic rimshot.